Mexico “thanks” US, blasts their own

Situation: Last round of the Hex. The United States is already through (and is seeking a shot at getting seeded, although that was already slim from the start). So are Costa Rica and Honduras. Meanwhile, Panama and Mexico are fighting it out for the last CONCACAF slot, a playoff with OFC champs New Zealand for […]
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USA vs Canada Gold Medal Comments: Today We Are All Fans of the Same Team*

Dear Canada, Though you have corrupted the minds of many with the idea of socialized health care, for the most part you are a really good neighbor. You are very friendly, and a great ally most of the time. I will never understand why you say “eh” after the end of every single question, but […]
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United States Soccer: Blah Blah Blah

You guys have heard of the dude that calls himself Knightro and hangs out in the comments section, right?  You know, the guy famous for the one-liners in the Weekly Caption posts and periodically live-blogs random sporting events in 7th Inning Stretch?  Well, he’s an unabashed soccer fan and decided to rip our boy Sparty […]
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