One thing we know in this entire Manti Te’o girlfriend is a hoax story is that Te’o lied. How long he lied, and what exactly he lied about is a question mark, but we know he did. This is sparking all kinds of jokes on in the internet, including Twitter.
The beautiful Brooklyn Decker had one of the better celebrity jokes late last night when she sent a tweet out:
“@andyroddick Surprise!!!!HOAX!! I don’t exist.”
Decker is the wife of Andy Roddick. Looks as if that wasn’t funny enough for some people, as Decker deleted it since. I laughed heartily at that one.
There have been others, and here they are:
These Te’o jokes are all very funny but let’s all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers21) January 16, 2013
So Alabama’s 15 championships are realer than Te’o's girlfriend?
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) January 16, 2013
At least the #Ravens can replace Ray Lewis with someone who killed a fictional person.
— Hockee Night (@hockeenight) January 16, 2013
Notre Dame would like to further point out that Ms. Kekua drew up the defensive game plan for the BCS Championship Game.
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) January 16, 2013
Musburger: “Oh, you middle linebackers, you get all the imaginary women!” Herbie: “Wow!”
— John Walters (@jdubs88) January 17, 2013
Those were some of our favorites. If you came across any, feel free to share. And if you are interesteed, there is a new Tumblr page.
I bet Tiger is kicking himself in the ass for not coming up with this “she was a hoax” defense.
On a serious note, I hope Pat doesn’t pull a Johnny over this.