BOOM MOTHERF*CKER!

Say hello to Grace Marie Kippe, future point guard for the UConn Lady Huskies. Combine stats: 5 lb 6 oz, 18.5 inches. Everybody is doing well. God Bless bro.

36 thoughts on “BOOM MOTHERF*CKER!

  1. oh, while we’re congratulating people. Congrats to me for NOT getting my wife pregnant last month. Another month of “trying” for us. Plus, I’m the one who needs to be warmed up, which is nice.

  2. I was 7lb 2oz… now I’m significantly more. So, there’s that…

    Also, glad to see that all it takes is a birth to bring Pat out of Sunday Hibernation.

  3. I’m sure that when she grows older, Grace will be happy to know that her first appearance on the web was under a headline that read “BOOM MOTHERF*CKER!”

  4. @clayton – keep your head up. #1 for us took…..a looooong time.

    oh, I’ve got #1. That little motherfucker took a ripe crap on the floor today after an hour of being coerced to get on the potty. He also took a giant leak on a dog bed, meaning some poor fucking dog has to sleep on the ground tonight, and I have to make a Costco trip soon.

  5. Congrats!
    After being away for a week in Barcelona, nice to come back, check out the blogging universe and see that Sparty and Mrs. Sparty had their kid.

    My kids weren’t that big when they were born since my wife kept have contractions and dilating way before she ever should have. Now both of my boys are taller than I am. As long as they are healthy, all is good.

  6. Congrats. Expecting our first in June. It’s a girl, so I’m mentally preparing myself to be outnumbered and also placing calls to nunneries and convents to get my unborn daughter on the waiting list.

  7. oh, I’ve got #1

    Then why in the hell would you have another?

    \says the guy who’s been there and did that
    \\that’s definitely what she said

  8. oh, I’ve got #1. That little motherfucker took a ripe crap on the floor today after an hour of being coerced to get on the potty. He also took a giant leak on a dog bed, meaning some poor fucking dog has to sleep on the ground tonight, and I have to make a Costco trip soon.

    This is classic. I’m rolling

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