BOOM MOTHERF*CKER!

Say hello to Grace Marie Kippe, future point guard for the UConn Lady Huskies. Combine stats: 5 lb 6 oz, 18.5 inches. Everybody is doing well. God Bless bro.

  • mrejr8234

    Fuckin aye sparty. Congrats Bro!

  • clayton

    your daughter is puny.

  • clayton

    oh, while we’re congratulating people. Congrats to me for NOT getting my wife pregnant last month. Another month of “trying” for us. Plus, I’m the one who needs to be warmed up, which is nice.

  • knightwhosaysni

    Congrats! Geez that’s a small baby

  • clayton

    Geez that’s a small baby

    rude. I’ll bet she gets the bilirubin lights.

  • http://spartyandfriends.com Dave K

    she is tiny. so was her brother. now he’s a tank.

  • Trey

    I was small too Dave.

  • younglefty

    I was small too Dave.

    Was?

    Congrats, Dave.

  • clayton

    I was small too Dave.

    Was?

    /trey’s wife’d

  • BigD

    I was 7lb 2oz… now I’m significantly more. So, there’s that…

    Also, glad to see that all it takes is a birth to bring Pat out of Sunday Hibernation.

  • Knightro

    Mazeltov Dave! She has trey’s vertical!

  • HawkEye

    Congrats on that little girl, Dave!

  • jpq1999

    Congrats to all!

  • BrianBridgePro

    Congrats! And in 14 years or so you can keep fetch away from her.

  • knightwhosaysni

    2000 points for E’Twaun.

  • http://laugh-o.blogspot.com starkweather

    Congratulations, Sparty!

  • Knightro

    I’m sure that when she grows older, Grace will be happy to know that her first appearance on the web was under a headline that read “BOOM MOTHERF*CKER!”

  • knightwhosaysni

    E’Twaun for 38!

  • knightwhosaysni

    Technically knightro “BOOM MOTHERF*CKER!” is pretty much how she was created.

  • http://www.oreadboomkings.fantake.com Triston27

    Congrats, sparty.

  • Johnny

    Kudos to you and Mrs. Sparty, Sparty

  • TheTicketMaster

    congrats!

    @clayton – keep your head up. #1 for us took…..a looooong time.

  • knightwhosaysni

    @clayton – keep your head up.

    solid advice, also that’s what she said

  • clayton

    @clayton – keep your head up. #1 for us took…..a looooong time.

    oh, I’ve got #1. That little motherfucker took a ripe crap on the floor today after an hour of being coerced to get on the potty. He also took a giant leak on a dog bed, meaning some poor fucking dog has to sleep on the ground tonight, and I have to make a Costco trip soon.

  • cycledan

    Congrats!
    After being away for a week in Barcelona, nice to come back, check out the blogging universe and see that Sparty and Mrs. Sparty had their kid.

    My kids weren’t that big when they were born since my wife kept have contractions and dilating way before she ever should have. Now both of my boys are taller than I am. As long as they are healthy, all is good.

  • cbh49er

    Congrats Sparty!

  • Dem Bones

    Congrats. Expecting our first in June. It’s a girl, so I’m mentally preparing myself to be outnumbered and also placing calls to nunneries and convents to get my unborn daughter on the waiting list.

  • TheTicketMaster

    oh, I’ve got #1

    Then why in the hell would you have another?

    \says the guy who’s been there and did that
    \\that’s definitely what she said

  • Trey

    oh, I’ve got #1. That little motherfucker took a ripe crap on the floor today after an hour of being coerced to get on the potty. He also took a giant leak on a dog bed, meaning some poor fucking dog has to sleep on the ground tonight, and I have to make a Costco trip soon.

    This is classic. I’m rolling

  • cabbage

    Congrats to Sparty and Mrs. Sparty

  • marcomarco

    Congrats Sparty!

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    congratulations Sparty! I hope you’ve already renamed her from “Grace Marie” to “Trevor.”

  • ButtersBC

    Mazel tov!

  • Pete

    Congrats! Glad everyone is doing well!

  • Pete

    Fetch is already wanting to know if she is dating anyone……

  • Chief aka James

    Congrats Sparty.