Way Too Early Correct 2011 BCS National Champion Prediction

Congratulations to the 2010 national champion Auburn War Eagle Tigers.  ‘Nuff said.

Now that it’s decided, it’s time to determine who the 2011 narional champ will be.  I’ve got it figured out.  The coming analysis is flawless as long as you accept the following: nothing that happened further in the past than 5 years ago is relevant.  Good, I’m glad we agree on this. 

First, the last five national champions have hailed from the Southeastern Conference, but none have been back-to-back.  Therefore, the 2011 champ will also be an SEC team, but not Auburn.

Second, check out the winning head coaches and their tenures at the respective championship school:

2006 National Champ Florida Gators – Urban Meyer (2nd year at UF)
2007 National Champ LSU Tigers – Les Miles (3rd year at LSU)
2008 National Champ Florida Gators – Urban Meyer (4th year at UF)
2009 National Champ Bammer Tide – Nick Saban (3rd year at Bammer)
2010 National Champ Auburn War Eagle Tigers – Gene Chizik (2nd year at Auburn)

Obviously, this information leads us to believe two things: 1) the school has to be relevant, and 2) the coach cannot have been at said school for longer than four seasons nor less than two seasons.

Now, we can look at each SEC school and consider its relevance and coach’s tenure as of next season:

So, using the truths, facts, and stats, as stated above, we come to one conclusion and only one conclusion – your 2011 BCS National Champion will be the University of Tennessee Volunteers.

Congratulations, Vols!

  • Johnny

    I think Tennessee is only relevant in your mind Miz…

  • John G aka Shatner

    Too bad they’re going to be too busy robbing convenience stores and getting into bar fights to give a shit about the season.

    /Fuck Tennessee

  • Johnny

    A Michigan paper is reporting that Focier isn’t enrolled anymore

  • Johnny

    Uh oh Sparty

    Hoke: “the lifeboood of your recruiting has to be in the Midwest and it has to be in the state of Michigan”

    Looks like he’s not going to turn his back on recruits from the state like Rich Rod

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    Too bad they’re going to be too busy robbing convenience stores and getting into bar fights to give a shit about the season.

    nah, the convenience store was two seasons ago and the bar brawl was last season…we’ll find something more creative this coming year.

    either way, using history, statistics, facts, trends, and science, Tennessee is the only possibility for the 2011 national champs. deal with it.

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    I think Tennessee is only relevant in your mind Miz…

    the facts don’t lie. they’re up there. resist if you’d like…just know it’s futile.

  • cbh49er

    Miz, I thought Notre Dame was going to be National Champion because they consistently have the easiest schedule in the history of EVAR!

  • Johnny

    CBH they fit they relevant and coaching qualifications but miss out on playing in the SEC

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    no, ND will get to the game, but Tennessee is going to smoke them.

  • illformula

    how the hell has Mark Richt lasted 10 years at Georgia?

  • Oh No Romo

    This graph seems flawed.

  • Clayton Cargill

    I think Florida Atlantic gets hot during playoff time and pulls off 4 straight upsets to win the title.

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    This graph seems flawed.

    I can assure you that the table up there is correct.

  • illformula

    This graph seems flawed.

    that’s what happens when you leave a dumb redneck to your math

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    that’s what happens when you leave a dumb redneck to your math

    brilliant.

  • http://www.oreadboomkings.fantake.com Triston27

    the facts don’t lie. they’re up there. resist if you’d like…just know it’s futile.

    Where do they rank on a scale of Notre Dame to Michigan?

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    Where do they rank on a scale of Notre Dame to Michigan?

    if you’re hearing something about Notre Dame moving from Indiana to Michigan, please send us a link or take our quick class on becoming an authorized TVF source.

  • illformula

    brilliant.

    i don’t know what that means.

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    exactly.

  • Watsonian

    nah, the convenience store was two seasons ago and the bar brawl was last season…we’ll find something more creative this coming year.

    If you’re a college football player, rape is the new black.

    /not a racist comment

  • illformula

    exactly.

    i’m uncertain about the meaning of this word as well.

  • http://sergeant-says.blogspot.com/ SergeantSays

    Does that graph make any sense to anyone here?
    …if you trangulate the amountof years a team has played, dive it by the number of coaches. Use the negative square root of the current coaches tenure then divide by the amount of losses last season after winning through 2 quarters…Michigan will go undefeated…

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    what doesn’t make sense is why you noobs keep referring to a graph.

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    …if you trangulate the amountof years a team has played, dive it by the number of coaches. Use the negative square root of the current coaches tenure then divide by the amount of losses last season after winning through 2 quarters…Michigan will go undefeated the result is the quarterback rating

    fixed

  • golfercraig

    I can assure you that the table up there is correct.

    Other than not being able to spell Petrino.

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    no, that the right way to spell it. he’s the one that actually spells it wrong.

    /crap

  • knightwhosaysni

    Nobody else picked up on the fact that miz thinks Jawjuh is irrelevant? Priceless.

  • http://www.thevictoryformation.com Mark Mizerle06

    kwsn gets it.