The Final 68: The Worst Things in Sports, MEDIA Region, Round 1

Hmm. Didn’t even give you a chance to express hate for this guy. I’ve got goals for 2016

You know them. You hate them. Oh, god do you hate them so well. They are the sports media who have simultaneously fed your addiction and ruined your enjoyment of organized athletics, each in ever-increasing measure for longer than you have been alive. I know this. We don’t have any readers that have loved sports from before the Emancipation Proclamation. Well, today is a big day if you’ve always wanted to vote on what you hate the most in sports media. That’s a weird thing to want, by the way, so don’t cop to it. Follow us on twitter to stay up to date on when things post and… I mean that’s really what that account is for but occasionally I suppose it could have other stuff on it. Continue reading…

 

The Final 68: The Worst Things in Sports, FANS Region, Round 1

You are a fan and this is what you really look like. I hope you hate yourself as much as I do.

Here it is, a look in the mirror. Who do you hate more than you? This is like the opposite of when Time magazine named You! the man of the year. You’re terrible so let’s toast to that. Here’s your chance to vote for what about FANS is the absolute worst, and maybe we can learn about ourselves in the process. Follow @FkaSparty on twitter for all of the updates you could ever possibly want for the tournament of being the worst. Remember, you’re voting for what you hate the most. Continue reading…

 

Does Phil Mickelson Need to Heat Up For Augusta?

With the entirety of March Madness cranking up today, it’s not quite correct that we’ve hit The Masters homestretch but surely the presumptive favorites have positioned themselves for a final kick. Just about all the big names have had anywhere from respectable to outstanding pre-Spring starts potentially setting up for an epic tradition unlike any other about a month from now. Rory McIlroy, Bubba Watson, Dustin Johnson, Jason Day, Adam Scott, Sergio Garcia, Justin Rose, and Jordan Spieth have all either won or contended recently to where a reasonable case could be made for any to be considered the favorite. Continue reading…

 

The Final 68: The Worst Things in Sports, ETCETERA Region, Round 1

Now that just howls ET CETERA!!!!

Our first day was a rousing success by our own humble standards. I don’t think we actually got a bunch of new traffic but I didn’t hear about any glitches. You know what’s weird? I don’t have anything in here about gambling. I don’t know where I went wrong but let’s not worry about that right now. Continue reading…

 

The Final 68: The Worst Things in Sports, ATHLETES Region, Round 1

Is this worse than adults breaking down Little League World Series action in earnest?

Well, technically the play-in games were a success! The votes worked even if there weren’t very many of them. But there is more hate to spew, and we need to focus on the task at hand. Let’s revel, all of us here, in those things that make us scream at our computers. Let’s rejoice in turning away from our TVs in disgust. I haven’t really quite figured out the schedule here. One region per day for the rest of this week. Then what? Try to follow the actual sequence of the NCAA Tournament? That would mean weekend posts. Not sure about that. We’ll get to that I guess. Onward and downward into the circles of sports hell. Continue reading…

 

The Final 68: the worst things in sports selection show, pt. 4

The MEDIA region

The MEDIA region

You went and saved the worst for last! Honestly, probably could have made a full 68 entries just on this heading. This is the easiest part of sports to hate. It’s all terrible. I don’t know how I cut off where I did. Some of these things should have been way lower but I wanted them to be on here. This is the big-time right here. Hate me, hate my post, hate my poll, but by God hate something! VOTE your hatred! Go to the bottom of the page and vote! Vote on the other polls from the other posts (part 1, part 2, and part 3)! Follow @FkaSparty on twitter to stay up to date on how your hated fellow voters are hating! Continue reading…