Taking a selfish with my boy big hurt pic.twitter.com/4LMeuLQTWa
— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) October 22, 2014
This picture disturbs me for a lot of reasons. First, there’s David Ortiz being involved. Second, Frank Thomas seems to have had some of his skull shaved off. Third, I think they’re at a green screen stadium. Fourth, Frank Thomas may actually be a cardboard cutout. Fifth, It kind of looks like Frank Thomas has hand on Ortiz’s leg. Sixth, David Ortiz’s suit. Seventh, is Ortiz straddling a guard rail? Taking a selfish indeed.